Dear Merrill Hoge, You are a horse's ass.

Dear Merrill Hoge,

You are a Horse's ass. On SportsCenter tonight, you were asked who you would rather have right now as your quarterback, Tom Brady or Peyton Manning. Despite Brady's superior statistics, you picked Manning. But that's not what makes you a horse's ass Merrill Hoge. No what makes you a horse's ass is when you said that Rob Bironas (8 Field Goals)had a better day yesterday than Tom Brady (21 for 25 for 354 yards 6 TD in 3 quarters of play).
That type of unabashed Patriots hating is usually reserved for Dan Marino, Peter King and other well known losers. Welcome to the club Merrill, you are a most deserving member.

Love,
Herb

P.S. I know Peter King is a self proclaimed Pats fan, but he loves the Pats like O.J. loved Nicole.